Hey everyone my friend Melyssa is currently in a contest to be the next DEB girl, she really wants it, everyone should go vote for her to do so you have to sign up at the site [link]
and then go to this link and vote for and vote for her!
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You can only vote once a day but you can vote everyday till the contest ends. Please help her out!

Thank you.

-Clubs

I'm overly busy for someone of such a young age. I mean I am only 21 and I have three jobs, and I am starting school in October, and ontop of my jobs I am still doing commissions on the side, and playing home-maker (by that I mean cleaning the entire house, making dinner and doing EVERYONES laundry). Bleh. I've been someone that overworks themselves for as long as I can remember. Can't I just win the lotto or something? I feel like the Stephie time is just not there I just want one GOOOD job at a good day 40 hours a week. You'd think someone with a BA in business with a minor in communications could find that but I just can't seem to. Oh well. On the up note I'll have enough money to get my car fixed...finally. woo! lol

So other than listening to my bitching...how is everyone?

-Clubs

If you have me on myspace, you may have read this, but I added some stuff to it too. It makes people giggle, and thats all it was for. Though everything here is pretty true about me! It is strickly for fun, nothing else.

I thought I should post a little something that maybe goes into more depth about me? I'll keep it simple though, maybe this way you can actually follow along. Take notes if you don't know me and plan on talking to me, it may help keep my attention.

I'm Stephanie, I'm 21, I'm and artist amongst various other jobs, I'm taken, and yes I know your girlfriend hates me.

So to re-cap...how old am I? 21. What do I do? Art and more. I'm in a relationship, and to be repetitive I know your girlfriend hates me, and that sir makes me laugh. Still following along? Good, lets continue...

I'm a Colorado girl born and raised, but that doesn't mean I eat granola and tofu. Get that fucking hippy image out of your head, I shave my legs thank you very much.

Colorado might be home, but Vegas is where my heart is, and I've been there more times in the last few years than most people in their lives. Jealous? You should be. I travel like its goin' out of style.

Vacations own my life. I need to go on a vacation every other month or so, or I freak out with life, and get all weird and think too much. Vacations keep me sane. End of story.

I'm pretty badass with a pencil. Steal my artwork and I'll slit your mother fuckin' throat with a rusty razorblade you pathetic bitch. Get some talent.

I've got tattoos and peircings. I find freaks to be hot...go get your face pierced.

Stop saying I look like Amy Lee. I'll murder you.

I say 'dude', 'epic', 'seriously', and a various assortment of horrible vulgar cuss words as well. I can however watch my mouth around your parents, grandparents, kids or younger siblings.

I'm German, Russian, Native American and a full on fuckin' riot. I bring the party, just sayin'.

I talk a lot of "shit" but that shit is only the truth you don't want to hear, get over it. If you're a slut I'll say you're a slut. Its even better when I say it to your face. And I always check my sources and usually come to you before I start running my mouth. I don't talk random crap about people I don't know, that would be a waste of my time.

Scare the shit out of me and you will get punch in the face, or ball sac, if you're a dude.

Honestly, I'm not mean, but I strongly suggest you do not fuck with me. I can be the devil when provoked.

I can cook and clean better than most women twice my age. And I make sure I do it everyday. I also work and make sure that I look my best at almost all times. I am basically the lady you want to bring home to mother.

Halloween is MY day. Funny story...a girl I hate wanted to get married on halloween. I stopped it. IT IS MY DAY.

I'm not quiet. I'm loud, most of the time.

I listen to every type of music. I grew up on country and classic rock, but METAL owns my heart.

I can dance, yes I'm pretty fly for a white girl. haha.

My favorite saying is "I get what I want", maybe because its true?

I have a tendency to name every animal I find after one of The Beatles or a song of theirs. Yeah I'm weird.

For some reason, I have great aim when it comes to hitting guys in the balls. Don't get too comfy around me, son.

I like to dance in the parking lot at walmart, and talk ghetto to people I don't know, don't ask me why I just think its fun, Trick.

I already know I have great hair, eyes, lips, legs, smile, tits, ass...try complimenting something else or come up with something original. You don't impress me.

I always hold the door open for people, especially old people <3

I really don't think there is another person that is as obsessed with the stars, the sky or rain.

I'm 5'7" but I really looooooooooveeeee tall shoes.

I'm a perverted little girl, and I am sure its worse than most guys. But I keep it classy.

My perfect summer days include tubing down the river on my tube while soaking up the sun.

I know I'm a spoiled brat and most girls want that, but I work for my shit. I hate cheap knock offs. I am an accessory whore. I love my purses, shoes, clothes and make-up.

Indeed I am a makeup whore. I do hair and make up better than most bitches but no thats not my profession.

I went to College, I have a degree and I use it. 4.0 all the way through life. Work hard you bad ass broad.

I try not to judge a book by its cover but in this day and age its a bit hard. I'll give you a chance till you creep me out.

If its not a real diamond, its not a keeper.

I listen to The Beatles on a daily basis. It keeps me sane.

Caviar and Vodka are the shit. But I'll go for a sushi meal any day of the week, or pasta.

Morning cuddling is the best thing in the world.

My kittie bitties are my loves, yeah I'll probably be the cat lady someday.

I completely enjoy being in the mountains at any given time, I may be girly but I ain't no pansy ass.

I have friends for life, most I have never had a fight with a day in our lives. I don't need your fake ass, over dramatic shit invading my personal life. Go away or leave your drama at the door before you step into my house.

Get me drunk and you'll see a whole new side of me, or get me drunk around my best friend and you'll see a new language develop. haha.

Glitter is a daily accessory, and everything I own comes in black.

My siblings are my world, my dad is my life and and my niece and nephews are my heart, fuck with them I fuck you up.

I'm naturally a blonde, and damn proud. I was born pure platinum baby. I dye my hair dark because I like it, its not for you, or him or her its for ME.

Darling, I think your shit is weak. Eat it.

I'm totally into cars and trucks and I love learning about them, entertain me with your knowledge.

I'm not really a party girl, but I can drink mass amounts of alcohol and feel just fine in the morning, I've got my body trained well. I challenge you to a duel.

Everything happens for a reasons. EVERYTHING.

I am one DOWN ASS BITCH. You only live this life once, do everything you want, and asap. Experience life to the absolute fullest, don't hold back and just have fun. No regrets.

I'm random. You should be too if you plan on keeping my attention. haha.

My hair will never be cut above me lower back. ever.

Chrome for men cologne turns me on. Go buy it, then hang out with me.

Watercolor paper, bic velocity #2 pencils, bebo tea, Louis Vuttion, vodka, flip flops, halloween, lip gloss, texting, rain, straight teeth, diamonds, $$$, vulgar lyrics, pin up style, arcade fighting games, photography, museums, theme parks, airplanes, perfect dark, baby kittens, loud cars, zombies, road trips, languages, kisses, cool breeze, slurpies, Vegas at night, racing, skulls, bows, lakes, Cirque Du Soleil, clothing, make up, Victorias secret, euphoria perfume, iced coffee, Dior, big hair, red lipstick, vampires, libraries, tall tall shoes, drifting, mascara, loud music, ballet, metal shows, old hollywood, galmour, lifted trucks, new socks, champange, prada, converse, tattoos, random japanese shit, rings, stars, left 4 dead, big sunglasses, dance music, snow...thats my shit.

I bet you think Euphoria purfume by Calvin Klein smells good, well it smells better on me. Bottom line, I rock it better.

My best friend says I walk with more sass than anyone she has ever met, others agree. I just walk, I guess I just have a good swagga.

I am actually quite religious. I'm down with God! But I don't shove it down your throat cause thats just not cool. I know I am a sinner but he'll forgive me. I am only 21, bound to make mistakes.

My tits are real, 36DD, stop asking, mmmkay.

Fear is stupid. I have nothing to be scared of. "The only thing you have to fear is fear itself."

I don't let the insane amount of compliments ever get to my head. It's okay to be confident, but not to be stupidly cocky. That's so unattractive, it's ridiculous.

I'm a little teeny tiny bit sarcastic all the damn time. The 'little teeny tiny' part being the sarcasm in this sentence. obv.

By now I am sure you are thinking something about me being stuck up or a bitch, but its not the case. I laid it all out for you and if you wanna be a hater thats cool. You don't bother me one bit. I'm going to go enjoy my life now while the thought of me eats your brain.

-Clubs

I am getting very close to 20,000 pages views! This isn't an entirely huge amount compared to some people on dA but its pretty big for me. I have been lurking around here for years and I never submitted anything for my first few years, I have changed my art direction greately and for someone that is rarely on I am quite proud of 20,000 page views.
ANYWAY...
Whomever gets a screen shot of my 20,000 will get a free drawing of you're choice, please make it an actor/actress or musician of some sort...I really don't wanna try drawing someone and mess up greatly XD sorry. At least its free right?

That is all. G'day.

-Clubs

One Month, I spent exactly one month away from dA, one month away from drawing, and one month trying to figure out life. Things went from me understanding and being okay, to me being flipped upside down and not understanding much, I am not used to that. Normally I break down everything until I understand it, but when there is another person involved this is virtually impossible to do. But in the end I will prevail and be stronger than ever. I am going to start drawing again, no reason not to anymore, except for time. Wonder if I can even still draw...I kinda can't remember how to hold a pencil... :/ I guess once I sit down I should be able to figure it all out again. Nonetheless I am happy with life, as I should be. I've been accepted to two art schools for fall, the only thing stopping me from going is money I have to wait and see if my grants and loans will go through. If I don't end up going to an art school now I am going to begin night classes to work towards my masters degree since I recently obtained my bachelors. I'm also getting a new car soon and yep thats my life. How is everyone else?

ps. I have over 2,000 devs to look at, 300 journals, 467 favs, notes, and comments. Its going to be awhile before I get caught up.

xoxox Stephie

-Clubs